In an email to Sora, I explained a new genre of music:
I have come up with a new classification: turtleneck music. Turtleneck music is any music you could conceivably picture some guy in a turtleneck listening to and, oh, say, tapping his foot or swagging his finger (that would be a combination of wagging and swaying). Some pretentious, smug guy who might even wear a beret. It’s not an indictment of the music, per se. It’s an indictment of most of the listeners… besides myself, of course, as I am listening to turtleneck music right now and I like it. It has jazz flute! I’d say Starbucks is ensconced in turtleneck.
I claim rights to the phrase that I just coined:
“Got a little donk in the tronk?”
titular: Pronunciation Key - [tich-uh-ler]
–adjective
1. existing or being such in title only; nominal; having the title but none of the associated duties, powers, etc.: the titular head of the company.
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I am currently looking for ways to use this word in daily conversation. How else can I slip something with ‘tit’ in there?
My new word, that just popped into my head is: blogasm
Blogasm is a word to describe the high volume of posts I have put up since last night.
“I had a veritable (one of my favorite words) blogasm of content.”
The word is ballcussion. A ballcussion occurs when the testicular region, specifically the testes, receives trauma so severe that the possessor of said testes needs to sit out at least one inning of a sport–if not more.
Personally, I’ve never had a cuntcussion–I mean concussion and that’s a good thing, either way you spell it.
JBot has another contribution to the English language. The first contribution, we will all remember, was “Dickass”– a creation that stemmed from the rage created by the one known as Super Softee™and the ensuing inability to determine if he was a dickhead or an asshole, or both.
After trying to find a bank in the greater East Hartford area this weekend, I developed another word– rifuckulous. Rifuckulous is a word which describes a situation beyond ridiculous. So fucking ridiculous that it is, in fact, rifuckulous.
Please feel free to use at will.
