Well, I’m hopped up on Paxil, Claritin D, and Excedrin Migraine. Everything’s FINE. (I’m picturing the “FINE” sounding like the “FINE” in Tracey Bonham’s “Mother, Mother” - which, by the way, I totally recommend as my brother’s anthem)

Excedrin Migraine should be classified as an amphetamine because every time I take it, my hands shake. Unfortunately, it’s the only thing that I have found that kicks migraine’s in the ass. My co-workers will notice soon how talkative I have suddenly become. “So what if we do this and this and this… and then that and this and that.”

Whew, I need to slow down….