JBot Mania

In an email to Sora, I explained a new genre of music:

I have come up with a new classification: turtleneck music. Turtleneck music is any music you could conceivably picture some guy in a turtleneck listening to and, oh, say, tapping his foot or swagging his finger (that would be a combination of wagging and swaying). Some pretentious, smug guy who might even wear a beret. It’s not an indictment of the music, per se. It’s an indictment of most of the listeners… besides myself, of course, as I am listening to turtleneck music right now and I like it. It has jazz flute! I’d say Starbucks is ensconced in turtleneck.