And so it begins
Posted on May 16th, 2007 in Work Life |
Despite the fact that I think that I’m pretty fucking phenomenal, not everyone does:
[ALL CAPS NAME],
Thank you for your interest in employment with [some company]. We have reviewed your resume and have carefully considered your qualifications. While your skills are certainly impressive, we have decided to pursue other candidates for the position.
We will maintain your records for a period of time. Should a position open that matches your qualifications we will contact you.
Again, thank you for your interest in [some company].
Sincerely,
[the hamster inside the computer]
Any time the word “while” is used, you might as well just stop reading there.
I like the automated all caps name. “Hello person who we feel is not worth anyone’s time…”
But, on the bright side, in this day and age, getting a response at all is almost an honor. Like it was an honor just to be nominated - no it wasn’t.
