JBot:
So, I think I overheard something yesterday about something scummy that [EX-EMPLOYEE] tried to do.

Brenda:
HAHAHA what?

JBot:
I think [THEY] tried to get a credit card and put [THE COMPANY I WORK FOR] as the secondary responsible party… meaning that if [THEY DO NOT] pay the bill, [THE COMPANY I WORK FOR] does

Brenda:
OMG hahaha
so funny

JBot:
Apparently it is DISTURBINGLY easy to do

Brenda:
hahahaha hilarious

JBot:
I should make them cosigner on my mortgage

Brenda:
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

JBot:
Sign it with an X

Brenda:
HA!

JBot:
“So who is this [THE BIG BOSS]?”
“Oh, he’s a close personal friend”

Brenda:
hahaha

JBot:
I’d say “We’re like this”, but do nothing with my fingers

Brenda:
Hahahahaha