JBot Mania

So again, I was talking to the one I call Brenda (because that is her name) and I learned another word for IT. I have called IT ‘box’. I have called it ‘the air-re-er’. I have also been aparty to threatening to kick someone in ‘the coot’. I have heard it called a ‘mackalaly” after a french soccer player, and I have heard it called the ‘baby gap’ on ‘Drawn Together’. I have now heard it called a ‘panty hamster’ by Brenda.

Some others on a quick search of the Internets™ include ‘cooter’, ‘vag’, ‘punani’ (which reminds me of a girl in college), and, of course, ‘muff’. My favorite–’bagina’.

You might try looking IT up online, and not at work, like I just did. I am still looking for a truly comprehensive list of names that makes me giggle, not go ick. Basically, I am trying to make up for walking out of the room to get a waffle when they had a litany of names on ‘Drawn Together’.

Hmm… this has been decidedly enteraining. This might be the beginning of a little project… At the very least, a category along the side, but again, what to call it?

**UPDATE** An idea! This MUST exist. If it doesn’t, I am sooo there. An illustrated book of terms for IT. Oh, to draw a bearded clam…