JBot Mania

Above you see some Haribo Gold Gummy Bears. The best kind, I have been told. The best I ever had, were in an open bin at a Blockbuster in Stamford– weird.

Anyway, I just wanted to alert you to the proper way to eat a gummy bear. It pains me so to put such delightful creatures into my mouth to face nothing but their impending doom, so I try to shield them from the horror by placing them ass first and face down into my mouth. This way they never know what hit, or bit, them. Please try to do the same with your Gummy Bears. It’s the only humane thing you can do–besides swearing them off completely, which I do not recommend.

And while we’re at it and all looking for a glimpse of our childhood, here is a link to the Haribo website.