Refuckulitis (ree-fuk-yu-lei-tus)– Refuckulitis is a virus that not only exists in nature but can also be found in feces, hot tub bubbles, and the smiles of Starbucks workers. Refuckulitis can lead to blindness, rash, and tremor. Refuckulitis can be spread through intimitate AND incidental contact. Although refuckulitis can be treated with vigorous application of a salve to the affected areas of contact, there is no cure. Refuckulitis can also be rediculating. The rediculating strain is far more severe and can lead to a loss of testicular cohesion– very messy.