“I love you, but you’ve got to get a clue.”

“The only thing standing between you and Cyclical Vomitting, is the 99.99999999% chance that you won’t get it.”

“It’s like covering cancer with a BandAidâ„¢”

“I would eat monkey, but for the disease.”

“I would not eat monkey because it’s like eating people.”

“Peeing is momentary. Thirst is forever.”

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